Here are the top Rajinikanth jokes :
1. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.
2. Rajnikanth installed ebuddy in Nokia 1100.
3. Rajnikanth can speak in capìtal letters.
4. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad
5. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.
6. Rajnikanth’s Pulse is measured in the Richter scale..!!
7. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth
8. Rajnikant is reading the book ” How to make mistakes”
9. Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is bullet’s funeral.
10. Rajnikanth knows why this kolaveri di.
11. Gajani remembers Rajnikanth.
12. RAJNIKANT can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
13. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired.
14. Deaf People can hear RAJNIKANT talk.
15. RAJNIKANT can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
16. RAJNIKANT can hear sign language.
17. The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature.
18. Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her.
19. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
20. RAJNIKANT counted to infinity – twice.
21. Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras.
22. When RAJNIKANT crosses the street, cars look both ways for RAJNIKANT.
23. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.
24. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
25. RAJNIKANT doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
26. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
27. RAJNIKANT and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
28. RAJNIKANT has a stunt double. For crying scene.
29. Rajnikanth can put toothpaste back in the tube.
30. Rajnikanth can type 100 words per minute, with boxing gloves on.
31. Rajnikanth can receive a missed call.
32. Rajnikanth has decided to start an educational institution – “Rajni’s Medical college of Engineering in Arts and Commerce!”shah rukh says..”rajnikant performed a 2 MINUTE special appearance in my 2 HOUR film RA.ONE………” Rajnikant: ”yenna rascalla….. Wrrong….. Shah rukh performed a 2 HOUR special appearance in my 2 MINUTE film RA.ONE”.
33. Once rajinikanth was playing dhol!
Aliens came from another planet and said: Rajini bhai, please samjho na, hamara board exam hai!
The Top 4 Rajinikanth movie scenes :
1. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
4. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
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